I smoke tobacco .
Tobacco is a stimulant and aids in waking , thinking and creativity ...
Think about it . ;) Joke : There are two people at a cafe . On the same table . They might be boy and girlfriend .
The boy smokes the girl does not and hates when he smokes .
" Why do you smoke every time you drink coffee ? " , she asks him .
" It helps me think . It is a smart drug , " he replies .
" Oh , sure . You will say any thing , as long as you can smoke , " she smilingly chides him .
He does a pantomime , thus : He feigns being unconscious and droops his head sideways with his eyes closed , snoring . Then he lifts the cigarette to his lips , still with eyes closed and takes a puff . Suddenly he is awake again .
Then he says , " Was I smart while I was unconscious ? And am I smarter now ? That I am awake ? "
Also statistics show that people who smoke have a lower incidence of mental deficits when they get older , age matched .
Tobacco is a stimulant and aids in waking , thinking and creativity ...
Think about it . ;) Joke : There are two people at a cafe . On the same table . They might be boy and girlfriend .
The boy smokes the girl does not and hates when he smokes .
" Why do you smoke every time you drink coffee ? " , she asks him .
" It helps me think . It is a smart drug , " he replies .
" Oh , sure . You will say any thing , as long as you can smoke , " she smilingly chides him .
He does a pantomime , thus : He feigns being unconscious and droops his head sideways with his eyes closed , snoring . Then he lifts the cigarette to his lips , still with eyes closed and takes a puff . Suddenly he is awake again .
Then he says , " Was I smart while I was unconscious ? And am I smarter now ? That I am awake ? "
Also statistics show that people who smoke have a lower incidence of mental deficits when they get older , age matched .
